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As the emerging name registration market began exploding in early 1989, there seemed to be a lack of legitimacy and validation to the product. As the Soviet Union began to crumble, so did their stranglehold on the Name Registration world. As the name registration market began to fall into chaos many city states could not maintain a devoted, reputable, honest, trustworthy, and responsible registry.
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