Hey everyone. My name is Mickey Shark and I am a co founder and of OPR.com, Inc. and an Overseer of the Official Penis Registry. Before we bestowed ourselves with these honors we have now I was a typical lower middle class kid who had no idea what I was going to do. One night, after a day we refer to as Smunday, we had a crazy idea that we thought was just wild enough that it could be really cool! That night I got on the computer and bought our domain name. We hope you have fun on our site and remember, "Be the first to own it."
Hello, my name is Eric Glover. Mickey Shark and I have been friends for, well, along time. During a regular Smunday ( that's when Sunday blends into Monday) we had a life altering idea. Humans have a habit of naming everything, we thought to ourselves. We name people, stars, planets, gods, animals, etc. We even have birth certificates that define what the world should call us. Here at OPR, we have created a fun way to name your favorite super private personal parts. After all, the world says that those parts are private and not to be discussed in casual everyday conversation. We thought...no way. We happen to think they are special enough to get something that describes what the world should call one of your most favorite areas of your body. We hope that this fun concept we have created helps you give one of your most valued assets the recognition he/she deserves. It's very simple. Get a unique name (or names) for your most valued parts on the only official naming site available today, click to pay, and we send you the paperwork and maintain the information forever on our registry. Your name is yours to keep or give to others as a novelty gift. So get your name registered before someone else does! A simple joking conversation between two friends has now turned into a concept that we hope all of you will enjoy. So here we go. Please feel free tell your friends, comment, or share on social media. Please no pictures of your favorite super private personal parts... We know you love it enough to name it, but come on - we have to maintain a little professional decorum here. We look forward to this new adventure with all of you, and thank you all for your much appreciated support. Have fun everyone!